Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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