Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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