I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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