Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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