Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I think i peed on brittanys purse
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
They have beer where we have blood.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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