he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I deserve this hangover.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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