ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We have so much sex to catch up on
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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