Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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