i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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