You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize