I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
