it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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