We're like a lot better than the average bears
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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