I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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