He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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