I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Randomize
