I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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