please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
No more Irish car bombs ever.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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