Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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