Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It was a blind-side dick pic.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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