I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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