Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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