you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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