I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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