Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
NoShamevember. You game?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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