sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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