broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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