I want to walk on stilts...naked
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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