So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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