I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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