Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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