I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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