your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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