I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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