I don't think brook has ever known best
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Mom said you looked used
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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