Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just want to make out with him forever
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
