roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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