I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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