Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you would pick up someone in the library
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize