SEEEEXXX PLEASE
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
He has the fingertips of a God
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