Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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