just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
