I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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