She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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