I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
The beer is more important than you right now.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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