Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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