Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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