Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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