Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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