I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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