is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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