He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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