I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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